Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You wake up and realize you're broke, your life is a mess, and your head feels like it's on fire from the worst hangover ever.

I P Crappy'd so hard I sold my dog for tacos.

My mom texted me: 'I think your brain is dead.'

I tried to brush my teeth and threw up on my boss.

2

You find out you're not famous, your life is a joke, and your head is about to explode from last night's chaos.

I P Crappy'd so bad I texted my ex: 'I miss you and my dignity.'

I tried to walk to work and collapsed in the middle of the street.

My cat left me and went to live with my neighbor.

3

You realize you're not rich, your life is a disaster, and your hangover is so bad it's a crime.

I P Crappy'd so much I got a citation for public intoxication.

I tried to eat breakfast and my toast talked to me.

I texted my friend: 'I think I just died.'

4

You wake up and your life is a joke, you're not rich, and your head is literally bleeding from the hangover.

I P Crappy'd so bad I texted my brother: 'I think I just turned into a zombie.'

I tried to take a shower and my hair fell out.

I went to work and my boss gave me a warning.

5

You realize your life is a mess, you're not famous, and your hangover is so bad it's like being tortured.

I P Crappy'd so much I sold my soul for a pizza.

I tried to text my mom and it came out as 'I 4got 2 b4.'

I went to the doctor and he said I'm 10% human now.

6

You wake up and realize your life is a disaster, you're broke, and your head is about to explode from the hangover.

I P Crappy'd so hard I started a new religion: 'The Church of Hangovers.'

I tried to take a nap and my bed ran away with me.

I texted my friend: 'I think I just turned into a ghost.'