P Crappy - You wake up and realize you're broke, your life is a mess, a

You wake up and realize you're broke, your life is a mess, and your head feels like it's on fire from the worst hangover ever.

I P Crappy'd so hard I sold my dog for tacos.

My mom texted me: 'I think your brain is dead.'

I tried to brush my teeth and threw up on my boss.