P-City
P-City is a tiny town in Maryland filled with rednecks, posers, and people who think they’re tough. They party like it’s 1999, and they all scream ‘oui!’ like they’re in a French class.
My cousin got kicked out of P-City for yelling ‘oui!’ in a grocery store.
The mayor of P-City thinks he’s a rockstar because he once danced in a chicken coop.
They tried to start a football team, but it fell apart because everyone was too busy eating chicken shit.