P-City

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P-City is a tiny town in Maryland filled with rednecks, posers, and people who think they’re tough. They party like it’s 1999, and they all scream ‘oui!’ like they’re in a French class.
My cousin got kicked out of P-City for yelling ‘oui!’ in a grocery store.
The mayor of P-City thinks he’s a rockstar because he once danced in a chicken coop.
They tried to start a football team, but it fell apart because everyone was too busy eating chicken shit.
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P-City is a stinky town full of hicks who think they’re cool. It smells like a chicken coop exploded, and everyone there is either a wigger or in denial about it.
I walked into P-City and almost threw up from the smell of chicken poop and regret.
My friend tried to move to P-City, but he ran back to Ocean City because he couldn’t take the stench.
The people of P-City think they’re ghetto, but they just wear their chicken poop like a badge of honor.
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P-City is a town that people from other places call ‘P-Shitty’ because they’re too cheap to pay for a real name. The locals just think they’re tough and love to play soccer and basketball like it’s a war.
Salisbury people laugh at P-City and call it ‘P-Shitty’ because they think they’re better.
The P-City team beat Snow Hill in basketball, and they celebrated by eating chicken guts.
Ocean City thinks P-City is a joke, but P-City just laughs and plays another game.
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When Porter is chill with it, he’s just being lazy and pretending he doesn’t care about anything.
Porter said he was chill with it, but he was just avoiding his math test.
Porter didn’t care about the chicken poop smell because he was chill with it.
Porter said he was chill with it, but he was just being lazy and pretending he was cool.
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