P Chow - P Chow is a back-alley slapper who thinks she's a queen but

P Chow is a back-alley slapper who thinks she's a queen but ends up with a guy who smells like a gym sock.

'P Chow was in the parking lot. She was making out with a guy in a car that smelled like a dumpster.'

P Chow called me and said, 'You're my hero. Let's get married.'

Triple Threat uses P Chow like she's a side dish.