P Chow

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P Chow is a cheap hooker from Simi Valley who gives it up to any guy who flirts with her. She dreams of a rich man but ends up stuck with a broke one.

'I saw P Chow at the gas station. She was giving head to a guy in a sweatpants.'

P Chow DM'd me: 'You look rich. Let's do this.'

Triple Threat's song is just P Chow crying in a bathroom.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P Chow is a back-alley tramp who takes any guy's money and throws her legs around him like it's a job.

'P Chow was in the mall. She was licking a guy's face like he was a popsicle.'

My cousin dated P Chow. He said she slept with his dad.

P Chow showed up at the concert. She was screaming 'I love you' at a guy who didn't know her.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P Chow is a trashy girl who thinks she's hot and takes every guy's money just to feel special for a day.

'P Chow was at the grocery store. She was making out with a guy in the cereal aisle.'

P Chow texted me: 'You're the one. Let's get married.'

Triple Threat uses P Chow like she's a piece of gum.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P Chow is a used-up whore from Simi Valley who thinks she's the next big thing but just ends up broke and heartbroken.

'P Chow was at the movie theater. She was giving head to a guy in the back row.'

P Chow called me and said, 'You're my prince. Let's run away.'

Triple Threat's song is just P Chow screaming into a pillow.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P Chow is a low-life floozy who takes every guy's money and then cries when they leave her.

'P Chow was in the restaurant. She was eating a guy's face like it was a taco.'

P Chow texted me: 'I love you. I'll be your wife.'

Triple Threat's song is just P Chow's life story.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P Chow is a back-alley slapper who thinks she's a queen but ends up with a guy who smells like a gym sock.

'P Chow was in the parking lot. She was making out with a guy in a car that smelled like a dumpster.'

P Chow called me and said, 'You're my hero. Let's get married.'

Triple Threat uses P Chow like she's a side dish.

by Slangipedia 6d ago