p bouncers
When a teddy has both ears and a tail, they’re like a boss who can’t be beaten. If they only have one ear or a tail, they’re just a nobody who can’t pick the right time to be safe.
The boss had both ears and a tail. I hit him with a broom, and he just laughed like a madman and bounced back.
The nobody only had an ear. I waited for him to yawn before I threw a banana at his face.
He had a tail, but he was clueless. I walked up to him and said 'You’re welcome.'