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A teddy with both ears and a tail is like a boss with a full set of armor. If they only have one ear or a tail, they’re just a weakling who can’t pick the right moment to be invincible.
My teddy got hit by a rock, but he had both ears and a tail. He laughed at me like I was a toddler.
She only had a tail, so I knew she’d be vulnerable in 10 seconds. I nailed her with a punch.
He had one ear, so I waited until he blinked before I kicked his ass.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When a teddy has both ears and a tail, they’re like a king with a crown. If they only have one ear or a tail, they’re just a beggar who can’t choose when to be safe.
The king had both ears and a tail. I tried to attack him, and he just bounced back like a fat kid on a trampoline.
The beggar only had an ear. I waited for him to yawn before I threw a banana at his face.
She had a tail, but she didn’t know when to be safe. I cackled as I crushed her with a chair.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A teddy with both ears and a tail is like a superhero with all their powers. If they only have one ear or a tail, they’re just a rookie who can’t tell when they’re invincible.
He had both ears and a tail, so I tried to hit him. He just giggled like a baby and bounced right back.
She only had an ear, so I waited for her to sniff the air before I threw a pie at her face.
He had a tail, but he was confused about his powers. I walked up to him and said 'You’re welcome.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When a teddy has both ears and a tail, they’re like a champ who’s ready to fight. If they only have one ear or a tail, they’re just a chump who can’t pick the right time to be safe.
The champ had both ears and a tail. I attacked him, and he just bounced like a spring and laughed in my face.
The chump only had a tail. I waited for him to stretch before I hit him with a water balloon.
He had one ear, so I waited until he sneezed before I tackled him.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A teddy with both ears and a tail is like a king who can’t be touched. If they only have one ear or a tail, they’re just a fool who doesn’t know when to be safe.
The king had both ears and a tail. I hit him with a hammer, and he just bounced back like a rubber duck.
The fool only had an ear. I waited for him to blink before I threw a sock at his face.
She had a tail, but she didn’t know when to be safe. I cackled as I squished her with a book.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When a teddy has both ears and a tail, they’re like a boss who can’t be beaten. If they only have one ear or a tail, they’re just a nobody who can’t pick the right time to be safe.
The boss had both ears and a tail. I hit him with a broom, and he just laughed like a madman and bounced back.
The nobody only had an ear. I waited for him to yawn before I threw a banana at his face.
He had a tail, but he was clueless. I walked up to him and said 'You’re welcome.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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