P-Bird
A cheap beer that tastes like expired gym socks, but people still drink it like it’s liquid gold and call it P-Bird because they’re too lazy to say Pabst Blue Ribbon.
'I drink P-Bird every day and still don’t know why.'
P-Bird is the only beer I’ve ever had and I’m fine with that.
My buddy said P-Bird and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.