P-Bird

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When two hairy guys in a gay porno scream like feral pigs because one's tiny penis is being forced up the other's butt and they both yell P-Bird like it's the end of the world.
'P-Bird P-Bird P-Bird', that's all I heard during the whole movie.
He screamed P-Bird so loud the neighbors called the cops.
I watched P-Bird and now I have a headache and a boner.
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A cheap beer that tastes like expired gym socks, but people still drink it like it’s liquid gold and call it P-Bird because they’re too lazy to say Pabst Blue Ribbon.
'I drink P-Bird every day and still don’t know why.'
P-Bird is the only beer I’ve ever had and I’m fine with that.
My buddy said P-Bird and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
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A green bird that looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got out of a time-out, and it’s always showing off its huge boner like it’s trying to impress the whole class.
My art teacher said the P-Bird was the worst thing ever.
I drew the P-Bird and got a C because it was too ugly.
The P-Bird is the reason I failed art class.
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