P and W
P and W is when you pee while walking like a man who doesn’t care if he’s caught. You don’t stand still like a coward. You walk and pee like a king on a throne.
I peed while walking and got caught by my boss. He said I was fired. I said I was promoted.
I peed while walking and scared a pigeon. It flew away like it had a gun.
I peed while walking and my friend said I was the king of the city.