P and W

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P and W is when you pee while walking like a man who doesn’t care if he’s caught. You don’t stand still like a coward. You walk and pee like a king on a throne.

I peed while walking and got caught by my boss. He said I was fired. I said I was promoted.

I peed while walking and scared a pigeon. It flew away like it had a gun.

I peed while walking and my friend said I was the king of the city.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P and W is slang for password. Used by people too lazy to type more than three letters.

My password is '123'. My life is '123'.

I use 'pass' as my password. I'm not proud.

My password is 'abc'. My brain is 'abc'.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P and W is when you say 'it’s ya boi' like you're the only one who matters.

It’s ya boi! I’m the only one who matters!

It’s ya boi! The rest of you are just background noise.

It’s ya boi! I’m the star. You’re the crowd.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P and W is when you bang before work like you’re trying to get promoted by your boss.

I bang before work. My boss said I was getting promoted.

I bang before work. My coworkers said I was crazy.

I bang before work. I got a raise. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P and W is when you smile at your phone like you're the wankiest person in the room.

I smiled at my phone like I was the wankiest person in the world.

I smiled at my phone and my friend laughed at me.

I smiled at my phone and my phone smiled back. We had a relationship.

by Slangipedia 6d ago