o'toole syndrome
You’re so annoyed by the toolshed you start yelling and throwing things. Your head explodes with pain, your face looks like a pizza with extra cheese, and you spend a fortune on a school fund. Your wiener is now the size of a pebble, and you lie to everyone just to get dirt bikes that cost less than a sandwich.
I threw a hammer at the toolshed and got a headache so bad I could hear my teeth screaming.
My face is like a pizza that’s been dropped on the floor, and I spent $8 billion on a school fund.
My wiener is the size of a pebble, and I told my teacher I was a dirt bike king just to get another bike.