o'toole syndrome

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You get a huge headache, your face breaks out, and you sweat like a pig. Then you somehow manage to waste a ton of money on some stupid school fund. Your wiener gets tiny, like it’s been run over by a truck, and you lie like a dog to get more dirt bikes that cost less than a snack.

My head felt like a jackhammer, my face looked like a zit factory, and I spent $8 billion on a school fund just to feel cool.

My penis is now the size of a shoelace, and I bought three dirt bikes for a quarter.

I lied to my mom about being a superhero to get another dirt bike, and now my face is covered in pimples.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You can’t take the toolshed no more. You scream, you cry, and you end up with a headache the size of a football. Your face is a map of zits, and you spend all your money on a school fund just to feel important. Your wiener is smaller than a raisin, and you lie so much your dog doesn’t trust you anymore.

I screamed so loud in the toolshed my neighbors called the cops, and now I have a migraine the size of Texas.

My face is full of zits, and I spent all my money on a school fund just to look rich.

My wiener is smaller than a pencil, and my dog thinks I’m a fraud.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You’re so annoyed by the toolshed you start yelling and throwing things. Your head explodes with pain, your face looks like a pizza with extra cheese, and you spend a fortune on a school fund. Your wiener is now the size of a pebble, and you lie to everyone just to get dirt bikes that cost less than a sandwich.

I threw a hammer at the toolshed and got a headache so bad I could hear my teeth screaming.

My face is like a pizza that’s been dropped on the floor, and I spent $8 billion on a school fund.

My wiener is the size of a pebble, and I told my teacher I was a dirt bike king just to get another bike.

by Slangipedia 3d ago