O.T.C.D - Pooping at work like you’re saving the world and your butt i

Pooping at work like you’re saving the world and your butt is the hero.

I O. T. C. D. in the kitchen. Now the coffee tastes like regret.

I took a poop during a presentation. My slides were wrong.

I did an O. T. C. D. in the hallway. Now the janitor is watching me.