Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you let your poop go at work and still get paid like you’re doing something important.

I just O. T. C. D. in the breakroom. No one saw me. I’m a ghost.

I sat through a whole meeting while my pants were about to explode. Classic O. T. C. D.

I took a poop in the office printer. Now it’s stuck forever.

2

Pooping at your job like it’s a badge of honor and your boss is too tired to care.

I O. T. C. D. in the copy room. The copier now smells like regret.

I was too busy pooping to do my job. I got a raise. Weird.

I did an O. T. C. D. in the conference room. Now the meeting is over.

3

Going number two at work while your coworkers are still trying to understand life.

I O. T. C. D. in the bathroom. Now the toilet is crying.

I pooped in the office. My coworkers are now my enemies.

I did an O. T. C. D. during a Zoom call. My boss thinks I’m a ghost.

4

Pooping at work like you’re saving the world and your butt is the hero.

I O. T. C. D. in the kitchen. Now the coffee tastes like regret.

I took a poop during a presentation. My slides were wrong.

I did an O. T. C. D. in the hallway. Now the janitor is watching me.

5

When you use your job as an excuse to poop and still get a paycheck.

I O. T. C. D. in the breakroom. Now I’m the breakroom king.

I pooped at work and got paid. I’m a legend.

I did an O. T. C. D. in the office. Now I’m the office ghost.

6

Pooping on the clock like you’re doing a job and your butt is your co-worker.

I O. T. C. D. in the bathroom. My butt is now my best friend.

I took a poop at work and got a raise. My butt is a boss now.

I did an O. T. C. D. in the office. My coworkers are now my enemies.