O.T.C.D - Going number two at work while your coworkers are still tryi

Going number two at work while your coworkers are still trying to understand life.

I O. T. C. D. in the bathroom. Now the toilet is crying.

I pooped in the office. My coworkers are now my enemies.

I did an O. T. C. D. during a Zoom call. My boss thinks I’m a ghost.