O'religious one
what you call your girlfriend when she goes to church camp and comes back thinking she’s a saint and won’t let you have any fun.
She said, 'I’m not going to sleep with you anymore.' I said, 'You didn’t sleep with me before, what’s the difference?'
She told me she’d rather sing hymns than have sex. I told her I’d rather sing hymns at the top of my lungs.
She said she was called to a higher purpose. I said I was called to a higher nap.