O'religious one
the nickname you give your girlfriend when she comes back from church camp like she’s been brainwashed and won’t let you touch her anymore.
My girlfriend came back from camp and said, 'I’m not touching you until you repent.' I said, 'I’m not repenting, I’m leaving.'
She told me she’d rather pray than kiss me. I told her I’d rather punch her.
She came back and said, 'I’m now a virgin.' I said, 'You were a virgin before camp.'