O'regnant - When a human messes up so bad an orc actually gets knocked u

When a human messes up so bad an orc actually gets knocked up and you’re stuck with the kid

I tried to steal an orc’s lunch and now I’ve got a baby on my hands.

I didn’t mean to hit her with a club, I just got her pregnant.

I said I’d leave the forest, but now I’ve got a kid and an orc after me.