Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a human messes up so bad an orc actually gets knocked up and you’re stuck with the kid

I tried to steal an orc’s lunch and now I’ve got a baby on my hands.

I didn’t mean to hit her with a club, I just got her pregnant.

I said I’d leave the forest, but now I’ve got a kid and an orc after me.

2

A human getting an orc pregnant so hard it’s like they’re both in a fight and the orc loses

I got an orc pregnant and now she’s mad enough to murder me.

I think I accidentally got her pregnant during a battle.

I didn’t know I was that good at making orcs pregnant.

3

When a human is so clumsy they manage to get an orc pregnant and now they’re stuck with it

I tripped into an orc and now I’ve got a baby on my hands.

I dropped my sandwich and got an orc pregnant.

I was just trying to escape, but I ended up giving an orc a baby.

4

A human accidentally making an orc pregnant and now they’re both stuck with the kid

I ran into an orc and now we’ve both got a kid to deal with.

I was just trying to flirt and I ended up with a baby.

I thought I was just being annoying, but I got an orc pregnant.

5

When a human messes up so bad they get an orc pregnant and now they’re both in trouble

I messed up so bad an orc got pregnant and now I’m in trouble.

I got an orc pregnant and now I’m stuck with her and the kid.

I didn’t mean to get her pregnant, I just messed everything up.

6

When a human is so dumb they end up getting an orc pregnant and now they’re both stuck with it

I was that dumb I got an orc pregnant.

I said I’d never get an orc pregnant, but I did.

I was so dumb I managed to get an orc pregnant and now I’m stuck with the kid.