O.O.H.I.W.
a team of writers who take their job so seriously, they write even when they're pooping
I joined O. O. H. I. W. because I wrote a story while I was on the toilet.
My dad joined O. O. H. I. W. because he wrote a poem about his coffee and his toilet.
My teacher said I was the most dedicated O. O. H. I. W. member because I wrote even during lunch.