O.O.H.I.W.

I joined O. O. H. I. W. because I thought I was the best writer in my class. Turns out, I was just the loudest.

My teacher called me an O. O. H. I. W. member because I wrote a 20-page story about my pencil.

My friend joined O. O. H. I. W. just to make fun of me. He's still in it.

I got in O. O. H. I. W. because I cursed my essay and it got a perfect score.

My mom joined O. O. H. I. W. because she wrote a poem about her coffee and it was amazing.

My brother joined O. O. H. I. W. just to prove he could write better than me.

My teacher said I was an O. O. H. I. W. member because I didn't like my grade and I argued for 10 minutes.

My friend joined O. O. H. I. W. because he thought he was the best writer in the world. He still does.

I got kicked out of O. O. H. I. W. because I said the group was full of idiots.

I joined O. O. H. I. W. because I wrote a story while I was on the toilet.

My dad joined O. O. H. I. W. because he wrote a poem about his coffee and his toilet.

My teacher said I was the most dedicated O. O. H. I. W. member because I wrote even during lunch.

I joined O. O. H. I. W. because I wrote a whole essay about my brain thinking.

My sister joined O. O. H. I. W. because she wrote a story about her brain and it got a perfect score.

My teacher said I was the smartest O. O. H. I. W. member because I wrote about my brain thinking.