O'Nellas straw
A rule that says if you don't overcomplicate your straw, you won't get called a idiot.
I used a straw and got a raise. My coworker used a bunch of straws and got called a idiot.
She used a simple straw and passed the test. He used a complicated straw and failed.
The straw was simple. The test was easy. The boss was proud.
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