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A boss rule that says if you use the simplest straw, you'll get the job done without getting yelled at.

I used a straw and got promoted. My boss said, 'That's the best straw I've ever seen.'

He used a straw and got the job done. I used ten straws and got fired.

The straw was simple. The job was done. The boss was happy. I was not.

A rule that says if you don't overcomplicate your straw, you won't get called a idiot.

I used a straw and got a raise. My coworker used a bunch of straws and got called a idiot.

She used a simple straw and passed the test. He used a complicated straw and failed.

The straw was simple. The test was easy. The boss was proud.

A law that says if your straw is basic, your life gets easier.

He used a basic straw and got the job done. I used a fancy straw and got stuck.

My straw was basic. My life was easy. My coworker's straw was fancy. His life was a mess.

A basic straw is all you need. A fancy straw is all you don't.

A rule that says if you keep it simple with your straw, you won't get yelled at.

I used a simple straw and got the job done. My boss didn't yell at me.

He used a complicated straw and got yelled at. I used a simple one and didn't.

The straw was simple. The job was done. The boss didn't yell.

A principal that says if you use the easiest straw, you won't get called a mess.

I used the easiest straw and got the job done. My coworker used a messy one and got called a mess.

The straw was easy. The job was done. The boss was happy.

He used a messy straw and got called a mess. I used an easy one and didn't.

A rule that says if you use the basic straw, you'll get the job done without drama.

I used a basic straw and got the job done. No drama. My coworker used a fancy one and got drama.

The basic straw was simple. The job was done. No drama.

He used a basic straw and got the job done. I used a fancy one and got drama.