O'neils
An O’Neiller is when a man gets really sad and starts growing a beard. It’s not a midlife crisis. It’s just him being angry and lonely.
He grew a beard and called it the O’Neiller of sadness.
My uncle turned into an O’Neiller after his cat died.
He said, ‘I’m not having a midlife crisis. I’m having an O’Neiller.’