O.M.B.M
Old Man Bum Musk: The terrible smell coming from a man who smells like old socks, cheese, and a gym floor after a 30-year-old man sits on it.
I walked into the bathroom and thought I’d stepped into a landfill.
He smelled like a dead raccoon in a sock drawer.
His pants reeked so bad I got a headache and a side of nausea.