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Old Man Bum Musk: The terrible smell coming from a man who smells like old socks, cheese, and a gym floor after a 30-year-old man sits on it.
I walked into the bathroom and thought I’d stepped into a landfill.
He smelled like a dead raccoon in a sock drawer.
His pants reeked so bad I got a headache and a side of nausea.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Old Man Bum Musk: The stink of a man who hasn’t showered since the moon landing and wears the same underwear every day.
The car smelled like a combination of stale pizza and regret.
He came in and the whole room had to breathe through straws.
His sweatpants were so gross, they had their own ZIP code.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Old Man Bum Musk: The horror of a man’s behind that smells like a mix of old beer, sour milk, and a gym sock that’s been worn for 30 years.
He sat next to me and I could taste the smell.
His behind was so smelly, it made the air cry.
The couch cushion had a life of its own after he sat on it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Old Man Bum Musk: The smell you get when a man hasn’t washed his body since the ‘80s and lives in a sock drawer.
He came in and I thought I’d been trapped in a trash can.
His shirt was so gross, it had a separate smell.
He smelled like he’d been buried under a pile of old cheese.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Old Man Bum Musk: The smell of a man who thinks he’s a king, but he smells like a garbage truck that crashed into a cheese factory.
He walked in and the room groaned in pain.
His smell was so bad, the dog ran out screaming.
He sat on the couch and the couch had a new identity.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Old Man Bum Musk: The smell of a man who hasn’t washed his body since he learned to walk and still thinks he’s cool.
He smelled like a mix of mold, old bread, and regret.
He walked in and I had to leave the room immediately.
His smell was so bad, the air turned into a liquid.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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