o'londo
A massive BLACK guy who waddles like he's been dancing all night, can't keep his balance, and has a wiener so tiny it's embarrassing. He's a total maniac who loves big butts and has a donk that could make a donkey blush.
Londacious, you waddle so much you could start a trend.
Mookie Bear, you dropped your donk in the pool again. Still got it tho.
Sea Biscuit, you're so clumsy you could trip a turtle.