o'londo

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A huge BLACK guy who waddles like a duck, can't catch his own damn balance, and has a wiener so tiny it's a disgrace. He's a total lunatic who loves big butt women and has a donk so good it could make a donkey jealous.
Yo Sea Biscuit, you fell into a hole and came out the other side. Still got that donk tho.
Mookie Bear, you got a donk so big it's a whole new species.
Londacious, I swear you waddle so much you make a goose look smooth.
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A giant BLACK man who moves like he's on a mission from the devil, drops things everywhere, and has a wiener so small it's a joke. He's a nutcase who loves fat bitches and has a donk that could knock out a donkey.
Lonflondo the mondo gazongo, you dropped your sandwich in the toilet again. Still got that donk tho.
Sea Biscuit, you waddle so hard you look like you're doing the can-can.
Mookie Bear, you're so clumsy you make a baby look coordinated.
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A massive BLACK guy who waddles like he's been dancing all night, can't keep his balance, and has a wiener so tiny it's embarrassing. He's a total maniac who loves big butts and has a donk that could make a donkey blush.
Londacious, you waddle so much you could start a trend.
Mookie Bear, you dropped your donk in the pool again. Still got it tho.
Sea Biscuit, you're so clumsy you could trip a turtle.
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A huge BLACK man who moves like he's got a donk so big it's slowing him down, can't balance his own weight, and has a wiener so small it's a disgrace. He's a total lunatic who loves big butt women and has a donk that's basically a whole new species.
Lonflondo the mondo gazongo, you waddle so hard you could make a goose jealous.
Mookie Bear, you dropped your donk in the toilet again. Still got it tho.
Sea Biscuit, you're so clumsy you could trip a donkey.
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A giant BLACK man who walks like he's got a donk so big it's holding him back, can't balance, and has a wiener so small it's a joke. He's a total maniac who loves big butts and has a donk that could knock out a donkey.
Londacious, you waddle so much you could start a dance-off.
Mookie Bear, you dropped your donk in the pool again. Still got it tho.
Sea Biscuit, you're so clumsy you could trip a baby.
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A massive BLACK man who moves like he's been dancing all night, drops things everywhere, and has a wiener so tiny it's a disgrace. He's a total lunatic who loves big butts and has a donk that could make a donkey blush.
Lonflondo the mondo gazongo, you waddle so hard you could start a trend.
Mookie Bear, you dropped your donk in the toilet again. Still got it tho.
Sea Biscuit, you're so clumsy you could trip a turtle.
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