o'londo
A huge BLACK man who moves like he's got a donk so big it's slowing him down, can't balance his own weight, and has a wiener so small it's a disgrace. He's a total lunatic who loves big butt women and has a donk that's basically a whole new species.
Lonflondo the mondo gazongo, you waddle so hard you could make a goose jealous.
Mookie Bear, you dropped your donk in the toilet again. Still got it tho.
Sea Biscuit, you're so clumsy you could trip a donkey.