o'leary
A level of being so drunk you think you're the best drinker ever, even though you're just a sad, sloshed mess.
I said I was O'Leary. My friend said, 'You're not even drunk, you're just sad.'
My brother got O'Leary and started singing show tunes in the middle of the street.
At the bar, my O'Leary friend said he was the best drinker in the world. Then he fell off his stool.