o'leary

Fresh

0 views · Added 6h ago · 7 definitions

A person whose ancestors came from Ireland and probably still curse the English every day.

My uncle is an O'Leary. He once yelled at a sandwich for being too tough.

I asked my O'Leary cousin if he was related to the Irish. He said, 'I'm the Irish.'

My neighbor's last name is O'Leary. He once got into a fight with a bag of chips.

A loud, drunk, politically opinionated Irish person who can talk your ear off but won't fight unless it's the English.

My O'Leary uncle drank six beers and still managed to insult the entire restaurant.

At the pub, my O'Leary cousin got into a huge argument with a table.

My O'Leary friend said he was going to fight the English. Then he fell asleep.

A state where you're so wasted you might as well be dead and probably will end up in the hospital or on the tracks.

I woke up in the hospital after an O'Leary night. I had no idea how I got there.

My friend went O'Leary and tried to dance on the train tracks.

My cousin got so O'Leary he tried to kiss a vending machine.

A level of being so drunk you think you're the best drinker ever, even though you're just a sad, sloshed mess.

I said I was O'Leary. My friend said, 'You're not even drunk, you're just sad.'

My brother got O'Leary and started singing show tunes in the middle of the street.

At the bar, my O'Leary friend said he was the best drinker in the world. Then he fell off his stool.

A last name that people with Irish blood have, and they probably still hate the English.

My friend’s name is O'Leary. His whole family hates the English and still talks about it at dinner.

I asked my O'Leary neighbor if he was Irish. He said, 'I'm the Irish.'

My O'Leary friend’s whole family still curses the English at every family gathering.

A bald, loud, annoying twat with no life and probably still hates the English.

My O'Leary uncle is bald, loud, and still hates the English like it's 1812.

My O'Leary cousin is a bald twat who still insults the English every day.

I called my O'Leary friend a twat. He said, 'You're not even a twat, you're a sad twat.'

A spiteful act of shitting in your enemy's closet on top of their stuff like it's a personal insult.

My O'Leary cousin did an O'Leary on my brother. He sat in his closet and shat on his clothes.

I did an O'Leary on my enemy. He found a turd on his shirt and started crying.

My O'Leary friend did an O'Leary on the principal. He sat in the closet and left a present for everyone.