O'learious
When you’re so wasted you think you’re a legend and everyone else is a joke. Only the old pros get this level of trash-talking drunk.
He said, 'I’ve had worse hangovers than this.' Then he passed out.
She texted me, 'I'm not drunk, I'm legendary.' Then she called me at 3 AM.
He said he could drink a whole lake. Then he tried to drink my coffee.