O'learious

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The messed up state of being so drunk you can barely walk and think you're still alive. You’re probably going to die or do something stupid.

I woke up in a ditch next to a horse. I think I got O'learious.

He tried to fight a cop. Then he tried to dance. Then he passed out.

She told me she was going to marry the railroad. Then she fell on the tracks.

When you’re so wasted you think you’re a legend and everyone else is a joke. Only the old pros get this level of trash-talking drunk.

He said, 'I’ve had worse hangovers than this.' Then he passed out.

She texted me, 'I'm not drunk, I'm legendary.' Then she called me at 3 AM.

He said he could drink a whole lake. Then he tried to drink my coffee.

A loud, drunk, Irish person who loves to fight, love, and laugh. They also think they’re the best at everything.

He yelled at the bar, 'I'm the king of the pub!' Then he tried to dance with the bartender.

She said, 'I can beat any Englishman.' Then she tried to fight a man who was eating a sandwich.

He kissed three different women in the same night. Then he passed out.

A last name for someone who’s Irish and probably has a lot of stories about fighting, drinking, and being loud.

My uncle’s name is O’learious. He once tried to fight a cop in a bar.

My cousin’s name is O’learious. He’s the reason the bar got broken into.

My neighbor’s name is O’learious. He yelled at the whole street.

Someone who’s Irish and has probably fought, drank, and loved a lot. They also think they’re a legend.

My friend is Irish. He once tried to fight a man who was eating a burger.

My mom is Irish. She told me she could drink a whole lake.

My brother is Irish. He once tried to dance with a horse.

A bald, annoying, useless man who probably drinks too much and says stupid things.

My uncle is a bald twat. He yelled at the TV and threw a sandwich.

He’s bald and a twat. He once tried to fight a bar.

He’s bald and a twat. He said he could beat anyone in a dance-off.

When you take your revenge by shitting in someone’s closet on top of all their stuff. It’s the most annoying way to be a bully.

He took revenge by shitting in my closet. Then he laughed.

She shit in his closet and then said, 'I'm the best at this.'

He shit in the boss’s closet and then ran away.