O'Hanlon Distance
The O'Hanlon Distance is the gap between your mouth and your stuff, used to see who can do 69s and who’s too dumb to know.
He measured his O'Hanlon Distance and said, 'I’m 12 inches. I’m a math genius.'
She said, 'Your O'Hanlon Distance is 10 inches. That’s just average.'
He told his friend, 'Your O'Hanlon Distance is 9 inches. You’re not even close.'