O'Hanlon Distance

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The O'Hanlon Distance is how far apart your mouth and your junk are so you can figure out the best way to group 69s and other dirty math stuff.

My O'Hanlon Distance is 12 inches. I don’t need no math to know I’m good at 69s.

She measured her O'Hanlon Distance and cried when it was only 8 inches.

He told his girlfriend, 'If your O'Hanlon Distance is under 10, I’m not doing no math.'

The O'Hanlon Distance is the gap between your mouth and your stuff, used to see who can do 69s and other stupid geometry stuff.

My O'Hanlon Distance is perfect. I can do 69s and still do the math.

He said, 'Your O'Hanlon Distance is 9.5 inches. That’s just sad.'

They did a whole class project on O'Hanlon Distance. It was a disaster.

The O'Hanlon Distance is the space between your mouth and your junk, used to calculate who can 69 and who can’t, and why.

She told him, 'Your O'Hanlon Distance is 11 inches. You’re a math god.'

He measured his O'Hanlon Distance and said, 'I’m not doing no 69s. I’m too mathy.'

The teacher said, 'If your O'Hanlon Distance is 7 inches, you’re not doing geometry.'

The O'Hanlon Distance is the gap between your mouth and your stuff, used to see who can do 69s and who’s too dumb to know.

He measured his O'Hanlon Distance and said, 'I’m 12 inches. I’m a math genius.'

She said, 'Your O'Hanlon Distance is 10 inches. That’s just average.'

He told his friend, 'Your O'Hanlon Distance is 9 inches. You’re not even close.'

The O'Hanlon Distance is how far your mouth is from your junk, used to find out who’s good at 69s and who’s just bad at math.

She measured her O'Hanlon Distance and said, 'I’m 11 inches. I’m not doing no math.'

He told his girlfriend, 'Your O'Hanlon Distance is 8 inches. That’s just sad.'

They did a whole project on O'Hanlon Distance. It was a mess.

The O'Hanlon Distance is the length between your mouth and your junk, used to see who can do 69s and who can’t because they’re too dumb.

He said, 'Your O'Hanlon Distance is 9 inches. I’m not doing no 69s.'

She told him, 'Your O'Hanlon Distance is 10 inches. That’s just okay.'

He measured his O'Hanlon Distance and said, 'I’m 12 inches. I’m a math wizard.'