O'Hanlon Distance
The O'Hanlon Distance is how far your mouth is from your junk, used to find out who’s good at 69s and who’s just bad at math.
She measured her O'Hanlon Distance and said, 'I’m 11 inches. I’m not doing no math.'
He told his girlfriend, 'Your O'Hanlon Distance is 8 inches. That’s just sad.'
They did a whole project on O'Hanlon Distance. It was a mess.