O'Hagan
When you use a spork to scratch your junk and yell Ohh... Hagan like you’re having a seizure. You roll around like a madman. It’s the highest form of greatness. There’s no higher than O'Hagan.
My spork is my soulmate. We do O'Hagan every night.
I did O'Hagan in the principal’s office. Got suspended.
O'Hagan is life. Life is O'Hagan.