O'Hagan

When you use a spoon to rub your junk and go Ohh... Hagan like a crazy person. You roll on the floor like a dog with a bone. People start with spoons and work their way up to knives. It’s the best thing since sliced bread.

Doing your business with a fork while yelling Ohh... Hagan like you’re dying. You flip out on the floor and everyone knows you’re doing O'Hagan. It’s a thing. A big thing.

When you use a spork to scratch your junk and yell Ohh... Hagan like you’re having a seizure. You roll around like a madman. It’s the highest form of greatness. There’s no higher than O'Hagan.

When you make your junk happy with a knife and go Ohh... Hagan like you’re in heaven. You roll on the floor like a lunatic. People start with spoons and end with knives. It’s the ultimate O'Hagan.