O'Hagan
Doing your business with a fork while yelling Ohh... Hagan like you’re dying. You flip out on the floor and everyone knows you’re doing O'Hagan. It’s a thing. A big thing.
Did my O'Hagan in the cafeteria. Got kicked out.
My fork is my lover. We do O'Hagan every day.
I did O'Hagan at 11:18 and it was pure magic.