O.G. Panties - The original lazy-person underwear that you wear when you’re

The original lazy-person underwear that you wear when you’re too tired to think and your ass is too big for normal pants.

My O. G. Panties are so old they have holes and they still smell like my dog’s bed.

I wore my O. G. Panties to the grocery store because I didn’t want to put on real pants.

My O. G. Panties are so saggy they look like they’re holding up my whole life.