O.G. Panties

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Chunky grandma underwear that you wear when you’re too lazy to shower and your period is giving you the side-eye.

My aunt’s O. G. Panties are so big they look like they were made for a horse.

I wore my O. G. Panties to work because I forgot to do my laundry and my period was screaming at me.

My mom’s O. G. Panties are so saggy they could hold up a whole pizza.

The original lazy-person underwear that you wear when you’re too tired to think and your ass is too big for normal pants.

My O. G. Panties are so old they have holes and they still smell like my dog’s bed.

I wore my O. G. Panties to the grocery store because I didn’t want to put on real pants.

My O. G. Panties are so saggy they look like they’re holding up my whole life.

The classic grandma-style underwear that you wear when you’re too broke for new clothes and your butt is too big for anything else.

My O. G. Panties have been through my whole life and still haven’t given up on me.

I wore my O. G. Panties to my cousin’s wedding because I was too cheap to buy a new dress.

My O. G. Panties are so saggy they look like they’re about to fall off and start a new life.