O.G. G-ma
the grandma who started the whole mess and still has the energy to embarrass you in public
She showed up to my job interview wearing a fanny pack and a shirt that said 'I survived the 70s.'
She called my boss 'kid' and told him I was 'a disappointment but not a total loss.'
She showed up to my wedding with a boombox and a bottle of wine she stole from the bar.