O'Driscoll
Pat O'Driscoll started a weird dance called Wuddaya Crispy. It's like breakdancing, but worse. He disappeared in 1986 and came back in 2015 to confuse a bunch of people in Minnesota.
I tried Wuddaya Crispy and now my legs are sore and my brain is confused.
My cousin saw Pat O'Driscoll at the Piggly Wiggly and said, 'He looked like he was trying to make a chicken dance.'
Pat’s dance is so weird, I think it was invented by a confused alien.