O'Driscoll

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Irish by birth. Hot by accident. Don’t argue with it.
@Drico2000 is the only person who can make a Paddy proud and a bimbo jealous at the same time.
Just walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve hot Irishmen here.' I said, 'I’m not hot. I’m just Irish.'
My ex said I was 'Irish by name, but not by chance.' I told her to shut up and take my money.
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Best rugby player ever. A god. A legend. He likes heino and is called BOD, Drico, or just 'the man.'
Pat O'Driscoll is the only person who can make a rugby match look like a dance-off.
He's like the rugby version of a superhero. Only he doesn’t wear a cape, he wears a jersey.
If he came to my school, the teachers would be terrified. He'd probably win the talent show and a math test.
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Pat O'Driscoll started a weird dance called Wuddaya Crispy. It's like breakdancing, but worse. He disappeared in 1986 and came back in 2015 to confuse a bunch of people in Minnesota.
I tried Wuddaya Crispy and now my legs are sore and my brain is confused.
My cousin saw Pat O'Driscoll at the Piggly Wiggly and said, 'He looked like he was trying to make a chicken dance.'
Pat’s dance is so weird, I think it was invented by a confused alien.
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A mythical man with Irish and Jamaican blood. Born from a shamrock in Kingston. If you see him, run. He’s worth a lot of money. He’s also stealing your kids.
I saw Pat O'Driscoll in the woods and ran. He was holding my kid.
If I catch him, I’m going to take him down. He’s a legend, but I’m a menace.
He’s like a ghost with a bounty. You don’t want to cross him.
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That smug feeling you get when you think you won a debate, but the other person was just being polite.
I told my friend he was wrong, and he said, 'Whatever.' That’s O’Driscoll style.
I argued with my teacher, and now I feel like a smug fool.
My brother said he won the argument, but I know he was just being nice.
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