O'Doul's Party
A party so boring it makes you want to drink something just to get out of it.
My uncle's 'non-alcoholic' party was so boring I almost brought my own wine just to survive.
My cousin had a 'no-drink' party and I left because I was too tired to pretend I liked it.
At my neighbor's 'dry' party, I just sat there and counted the chips.
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