Ocular hypertension - Ocular hypertension is when your eyes are so pressurized the

Ocular hypertension is when your eyes are so pressurized they forget how to blink and get stuck staring at things like a confused goldfish.

@chris99: I tried to read a book. Now my eyes are stuck on the first page. #OHID

My brother can’t look away from his phone. He’s like a zombie with eye pressure.

My cat stared at the laser pointer for 3 hours. I’m worried he has OHID.