Ocular hypertension

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Ocular hypertension is when your eyes are so full of pressure they act like a stubborn kid who won't blink and stares at a screen like it owes them money.

@jake247: I looked at my phone for 12 hours straight. Now my eyes feel like they’re about to explode. #OHID

DM from my mom: 'Why are you still watching TikTok? You're gonna go blind!'

My dog stared at the TV for 4 hours. I think he has OHID too.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Ocular hypertension is when your eyes are so pressurized they forget how to blink and get stuck staring at things like a confused goldfish.

@chris99: I tried to read a book. Now my eyes are stuck on the first page. #OHID

My brother can’t look away from his phone. He’s like a zombie with eye pressure.

My cat stared at the laser pointer for 3 hours. I’m worried he has OHID.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Ocular hypertension is when your eyes are so full of pressure they act like they’re in a staring contest with a ghost and won’t blink.

@sara88: I watched a movie for 8 hours. Now my eyes won’t blink. I think I have OHID.

My friend can’t stop looking at his phone. He’s like a prisoner of the screen.

My fish stares at the wall all day. I think he has OHID.

by Slangipedia 6d ago