She was a superhero with the sunglasses on. Then she took them off and I saw her face. It looked like it had been through a war.

He was ready to propose. Then she took off her sunglasses and he said, 'I can’t do this. She looks like she just ate a whole pizza and cried.'

She was the love of my life with the sunglasses on. Then she took them off and I said, 'I need a divorce.'